Other things you might like to know – at some point during our conversation I will probably refer to my dog (Tilly) as though she’s a person; California is my favourite place on Earth; I really want to cover a Vegas wedding; I am pretty fearless and will jump out of a plane with you if that’s what your photos require (or, more likely – mud, mountains, roller coasters, climbing trees, if any of that is part of the deal, I’m more than up for it); I am concerned about the amount of giant Jenga cheating going on at weddings nowadays; I will almost definitely shed a tear or two behind my camera during your speeches.
So, you’re thinking about inviting me into your life, it’s only right I do it too. Here are a whole lot of iPhone photos of me! Don’t judge, I haven’t upgraded my phone for about four years. If it were a car it would be a classic…
